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keh.........
today training was damn fun... haha
but of course theres stupid darren's lil bro who is like some mini monk........ screw that guy lar, he can go step in cat shit, suck cow nipples, and drink the milk form a disease ridden pig......
he almost killed me hanging on to my neck that stupid short insect, gorilla balls, butt sucking weevil........................
whatever... im not gonna talk about him anymore...
so anyway we played water rugby.. haha
i went around pulling ppls trunks down, especially the sec ones

Oh right... i didnt tell you abt my birthday
So it was my birthday on march 26, my dad brought me and my sis to Mortons of Chicago... its so nice there.... they have one of the best breads and steaks........ but thats not the point.... the menu had my name on it =)
so cool right......
then the Mortons ppl sang for me......
and then i went home...

once the troublesome mid year is over im gonna be so free.....................................................
but im not really sure what ill be doing.......

im going to sleep....
gd night?

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i cant believe we got 4th for polo this year..... its like so failure failure......................
cheh.... its really silly...... after B div won gold then stupid webster threw me into the water with my clothes on..... and then that same day i lost my phone.........................
so right now ive got a new phone..... same number....... but sad thing is that i lost all my contacts, including tann wei's, and even worse, i lost the video of my principal getting thrown into the water by the B div.................

i know you think im weird and all suddenly posting......

kay.. so anyway i just came back from swimming.... night swims are so much nicer than afternoon ones.... but scary thing is that im surrounded by plants and trees.... some flasher might suddenly jump into the water and start sucking my butt or smth gross like that...

Followed by my stupid E learning........... it seriously sucks cow nipples i tell you..... all 7 subjects has an assignment.... ive still got my history essay on the industrial revolution......
history is the subject i really suck in..... i failed 2 tests so far..

Now my history teacher thinks im a horrible person...... i was talking in class and she was bloody pissed with some other kid already..... so after one guy said some answers she asked me to repeat what he said... so of course i wasnt listening to the guy.... and i didnt know what to say...... so whatever... i kept quiet..... then she asked my t repeat the stuff the other guy said.... and because i wasnt listening, i didnt say any thing.... and she kept picking on me for the whole lesson........
i dont hate her la, i just dont really like her.... she sucks in teaching......

so on to the next topic......
I dont mean anything, but i think my science teacher is a pedofile* (i have no idea if thats how you spell it.....) She likes to flirt around with the boys in my sch.... thats why i like avoiding her.......



Have you ever noticed that i use alot of dots in my posts? weird right?
i dont know why i do it either....... haha so ironic i just did it again hahaha
reminds me of the song "Oops i did it again~"

You guys know 1 thing that pisses me off? its those stupid youtube videos which have some weird kids doing random things nobody really cares about, and before you realize it, you just waste like 2minutes of your life....
or even worse, happy scene, dasies, butterflies happy day in a park, so peaceful, then all of a sudden a butt ugly face expands across the screen and gives out a scream..... it scares the hell out of my ass.....
all those videos suck cow nipples........

its amazing how im able to talk so much right now, i think night swims increase your hyperactivity level or smth....

i was watching some battle of the "yo momma" jokes 2008
i heard some weird ones
"Yo Momma is so old that she has to worry about tripping over her tits while walking up the stairs."
"Yo Momma is so fat that when she wore yellow, all the kids thought she was a school bus."
"Yo Momma is so stupid that she failed a survey"
"Yo Momma so fat God couldnt create light until she moved."
"Yo Momma is so god damned skinny that she had to run around the shower to get wet"
"Yo Momma is so stupid that she got fired form the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's
"Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow that her tonsils got sunburnt"

And there you have it.... your momma has been blown.........

yoh~
nationals began and the 1st match was ACS(I) we lost by 14 to 6
then the next match was against Otrum we won 22 to 1
next match is against hwa chong ....
k so yesterday i went to the mgs concert with max, nigel, and afew others, the only interesting part was bothering the hell out of ppl. we made paper planes and threw them off the balcony, then i started to tear my ticket into tiny pieces and threw them onto the head of the guy sitting in front of nigel. haha he got damned pissed...
then after the concert, i went home and i slept all the way till 1130

im going for polo camp tmrw, so wont be posting for awhile,
wish us good luck in the match tmrw ..

lol
i went and played this game called Darkness, ep 1, 2 and 3 and freaking hell, each one of those episodes scared the shit of of me.................
1st one was a ghost lady
2nd one was a haunted hospital
3rd one was haunted MRT

sigh..... watching water polo vids now

Yoh~
this is one of the best week s so far.
well sort of, its at least more interesting than the past few weeks.

So we played with R.I on Monday.... we lost....
okay... so whatever.....
After the R.I match, we played against RJC girls.... lol....

then almost everyone got damn happy...... then its like since polo is a contact sport, it cant really be helped if the girls get touched.

For me it wasn't so bad.. i just chased after the girl cause she was swimming away, then i was tired so i put my head down to swim faster... so of course i couldnt see where i was going so i accdentally hit her breasts downwards.....

Then Leonard, he is the worst i tell you.... he was swimming alongside with the girl then his hand went all the way inside the girls swimming costume....

Then Linus was soso... he was looking somewhere else then he was also swimming forward... then the girl he was chasing was swimming on backstroke.... and we he turned to the girl's direction, he realised that he was swimming on top of her.

Basil was also soso...... its naturual to push on the chest when you take a foul, so basil was taking a foul and he accidentally pushed the girl's breasts.......

I cant really rmb what max did, but i rmb that the girl felt whatever was in between his legs....

So thats Monday. Tuesday and Wednesday, almost everyone who played in the RJC match were talking about touching the girls on Monday.....
thursday training was okay.... then today almost the whole 1st team came to my house...

cause its like today was founders day, so school ended at like 10.45. then i think Alex and Clifton started to walk to my hse 1st, the linus, max basil..etc waited for me, cause i was walking too slowly and i missed to second crossing thing

so we ditched alex and clifton, making them wait at my hse lobby for at least 10 mins+
Then we met up at the lobby and i took them round my condo 2 times before acctually taking them upstairs

K so when all of them were using the X box.... i was using the com with max and leonard, then i took a video of basil making a weird face while playing halo hahaha it was so funny...... then at about 3+ we went to Waffle Town for lunch..... i ate an ice cream waffle..... it was damn nice....

Come to think of it its impossible for anyone to hate pancakes, waffles and french toast.............. its just so nice.... so anyway i think we played soccer for about 1 hour before going to Waffle Town..... then only basil and linus came back to the house to relax for awhile..... then they left.

so sleepy now.... good night~

Kay
Saturday....
training in the morning, just came back.....
going for taekwondo later....

I have 3 tests on monday
Math, His and Lit

pressure pressure pressure........
i cant afford to sleep now.....
have to study study study.........

Monday still got match against RI
more more more pressure......

then nationals is starting on 9th march
even more pressure...........

1st match is already against ACS (I)
thousands of more pressure................

+++ Ive got a few sheets of carnival coupons~ each one is $$10..... Carnival starts in July
plenty of time for me to sell and plenty of time for you to buy.
so tag me if you want some....